An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.
-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020
Malte is the type of guy who smokes a joint and then go spits in a girls mouth. Malte always has blond hair and is a little bit chubby. He likes sex with older women and a finger in the bum.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
Wow, that guy just took the train for 2 hours to have sex with an older woman - that’s such a Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
by Eggs and bacon with a sprinkle November 22, 2021
He is the most wonderful persson you will ever meet, he is super down to earth and dosen't thinks much of himself he is the most beautiful persson you will meet. he often gives out free candy to everyone and everybody loves him
by maltetheflexgod January 15, 2019
A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.
Model-Malte make your math homework!
by VMSE September 09, 2018
Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!
OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte
by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020
by boomergee. June 10, 2023
The most handsome guy there is. He loves to ride kickbikes! Check his instagram @malt_scooterzz for scooter tricks! He loves to game and has a class who revolves around love and relationship. He loves do Dance as well. He's loyal and is a great secret keeper. It's like he sticks the secret up his ass and locks it in so no one will ever get to know it. He is a great friend and can occasionally make you laugh so hard you dont have any breath left. I forgot to name that he's also Swedish with clear blue eyes and pure blond hair! He loves the sumer and is basically always happy! He's dirty minded AS FUCK but it puts smiles on peoples faces. He loves to make pople laugh.
by MrSSMMS May 19, 2017