An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
Get the mallory jonesmug. She is the most beautiful person, the kindest, happiest, most amazing person on the planet, and tries to be kind through every endeavor, no matter how much it hurts either person.
I speak with the moon on late nights, he tells me of the sun, where they almost never see each other, and I speak of you, Mallory, knowing full well you will never see me for who I am, but knowing the night sky could never outshine you in my eyes.
by Just don't... April 22, 2023
Get the Mallorymug. smbdy- “yo its march, whats dis month for?”
smbdy- “oh its mallory month, for her she gets a month because how awsome she is”
smbdy- “oh its mallory month, for her she gets a month because how awsome she is”
by OMGJSUTWORK February 20, 2024
Get the mallory monthmug. A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021
Get the Mallorymug. A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.
by lalathegoat January 18, 2024
Get the Mallorymug. by IssaBoyJohnny September 24, 2017
Get the Mallorymug.