A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry
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Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
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Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
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what have you been doing this entire time?
and
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calls for fidelity to Yahwehs covenant
what have you been doing this entire time?
and
the global message is that Gods judgment is indeed coming on his enemies
(there goes that dumb and annoying Cheyenne girl and bitchy people) who tried to plot against your boyfriend
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