Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 15, 2020
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The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”
by holyblazer December 17, 2022
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Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
by Smurf delights March 13, 2021
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soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL
Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:
by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023
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Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
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Nebraskan Mailbox

When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.
That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!
by The Butt Muffin April 12, 2016
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