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Mailbox

Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku
someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle
by Mailbox#0002 December 16, 2022
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mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”
by holyblazer December 17, 2022
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Mailbox

Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku
Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone
Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy
by Mailbox#0002 December 20, 2022
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extension-mailbox

An 4-foot-high L-or-T-shaped bracket of timber with a mailbox mounted at the "upper" end; you temporarily clamp it to your existing mailbox so that the "auxiliary" mailbox extends out over the piled-up snowbank; with this simple/inexpensive set-up, the mail-carrier can still reach your box from his vehicle, but the huge blades on the D.O.T.'s snowplows will simply pass underneath the box, allowing the trucks' drivers' to just plow right on through without worrying about damaging your box.
Constructing and installing an extension-mailbox assembly is simple 'n' easy, costs very little (all you need are two or three large C-clamps, an ordinary plastic/metal mailbox, a couple 2X4s, and a little hardware to cobble it all together; these ordinary/everday items can often be obtained for free or next-to-nothing if you "go scrounging" at da nearest metal-scrapyard and/or are good buddies wif da local junk-dealer), and eliminates mailbox-plowing costs and/or tons (literally!) of snow-shoveling. Why glumly shell out twenty or thirty bucks after each and every blizzard to have someone drive out to your home and plow away the snow from your curbside, just so that you can receive a few pieces of junk mail each week???
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Mailbox

A girl who gets penis everyday by different men except for on sundays.(Like the act of have letters placed in and pulled out of a mailbox.)
The slut JC is such a mailbox. Just call me the postman.
by Bigdee1069 August 25, 2018
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The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
by Smurf delights March 13, 2021
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