maggies girlfriend

Something that is non-existing

Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is

by FritzValentino February 21, 2022

Maggie Harrington

This bitch always tells the truth even when you don't want to hear it. Best taste in music and every guy's dream woman. Huge dumpy, blue eyes, and a real blond. You'll never meet anyone who makes you laugh like Margret does and she is one of those girls that when she smiles you can't look away. If Maggie Harrington lets you close, don't fucking let her go. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. Know's how to have a good time. Gives good head

Looks it's Maggie Harrington

Oh wow she has really small hands

by flaffil February 27, 2022

Maggie

Maggie is that go-getter friend. Maggie’s the friend who will talk for the group, making the reservations or asking for more silverware. She can talk to and connect with anyone. She will always joke around with you and is the perfect person to complain with. If you’re scared to do something she’ll be there by your side. She loves to cook and bake. Maggie is also so pretty and her bubbly personality only multiplies those looks. Her house is always the hangout spot (when it’s clean) even with her huge family. If you plan something with Maggie, she’ll wait ‘till last minute to ask but she’ll always clean her room (shove everything in the closet) if she needs to. She’s athletic and always up to play a sporty game. She’s very sarcastic but loving. Maggie is the friend every group needs. Follow her.

"Maggie, are we going to your house tomorrow?"
"Oh.. I haven't asked yet."

by OreoMcfurry May 31, 2023

Maggie Simpson

The forgotten Simpson.

Little Bart "Crack"
Little Lisa "Crack"
Little Marge "Swoosh"
And the rest "Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper, the TV, and Maggie"

by Iver Johnson August 30, 2004

Maggie

Artsy. She's usually into drawing and theatre. Maggie can always make people laugh with her sarcasm or dark sense of humor, also spams the groupchat with memes. Most people find her cute while, in reality, she thinks she's a badass, considering her constant profanity. Also kinda sleep deprived, literally runs on caffeine.

"Maggie's cute! I wonder who she'll be auditioning for.."

by boooooring January 6, 2018

Maggie Lindemann

a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.

why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.

by annie (taylor’s version) November 30, 2021

magpie

Slang for a member of the Newcastle United Football Club (NUFC). This is due to the fact that their strip is black and white.

Who do you support?
The magpies!

by Angel February 24, 2005