MYSTERY WHORE

WON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE 'TILL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX

Vanderbilt: So seraph, how much of a pedophile do you feel like right now?
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE

by DandyVandy September 28, 2011

Mysterious Gagger

A man or woman who roams around schools, gagging people with blue roll and paper.

Person 1: I heard Ethan got gagged by the mysterious gagger, again!
Person 2: Bet it was some Reeno

by reenoreenogago June 16, 2017

mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009

Solve a mystery

To smoke a joint in a hippy van, smoking weed

Hey yo Gerald, let's go solve a mystery in your van after class, and maybe get some Taco Bell on the way!

by Mystery mam March 8, 2018

Brown Mystery

When a person sharts himself or herself without knowing the shade, volume, or mass of the said poop. The only way to solve the mystery is to de-mask the villain, which by the way is your underwear. Try that on for size, Scooby Doo and friends.

Shaggy: "Zoinks Scoob, Like I just planted a double chocolate fudge surprise in my pants."
Scooby: "Ruhroh Shaggy, guess them Scooby Snacks were expired. Hehehehehehe."
Fred: "Well gang, looks like the Brown Mystery strikes again."

by superbtoilet February 16, 2014

danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016