moss ayre

Arabic familiar expression used by friends to greet each other

Moss ayre bro

by Hellolello July 23, 2015

Moss Rartin

The Fuhrer of all those who have been made fun of over the years. HE is their leader and will one day rally them to come back and destroy us. However, he still enjoys the pleasures of such fun games as Pokemon, Pick-up Sticks, jacks, marbles and a plethora of adult toys. His main occupation is taking care of his grandmother. She can be found at any time wandering around the arcade and mumbling to herself about moss' shortcomings. Nonetheless, we still, um, hate him.

Moss Rartin, Your collector's edition Pogs have been found, please report to the main office to claim
also:
Moss Rartin, your library book, "What is Happening to My Body" is overdue, please return immediately.

by Navid Dort April 20, 2005

Moss Trooper

A brave gentleman that loves to lick out fat girls with hairy cabbage patches (Vagina).

Moss trooper:
Friend: "Damn Johnny, what have you got in you teeth. You been flossing man?"
Johnny: "Shit son, you caught me. I was moss trooping heffer helen last night!"

by jumpmanxdxd June 20, 2018

Moss Piglet

A novice (green to, ie: moss) to pig play/dirty sex

Friend 1: Dude, you totally missed it last night. I went to this party and it was lit. The host had the house sectioned out in different sex themes. I was in the pig pen and by the end of the night I was made a Moss Piglet.

by KnowItAll1979 July 24, 2022

moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.

by megansz January 2, 2009

moss bank

scruffy people who really live in clinkam wood and are in denial, when confronted they will say they are from moss bank when they really aint!

hahahah look at that "clinker"
" im not from clink, im from moss bank"

by anomynouse123 January 28, 2009

moss head

To undermine someone’s intelligence in front of others. A moss head will be a passive person and not react to insult allowing the joke to be taken further. Hard of hearing or being confused by a punch line often missing the importance behind a story a moss head can be found in most groups of friends.

Shut up moss head

by Ori_ginal August 15, 2012