Two meanings:
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. Joey doesn't like to drink coffee because he is a Mormon.
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2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
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3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
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2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
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3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
by Hank_spank December 27, 2007
Get the Mormon mug.Of or relating to the Mormons or Church of Jesus Christ and the people of which it adheres to. They are the most lit church in the world like even better than Catholics because they got Studio C and BYU. What does the Catholic Church have? Notre Dame! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
by Crazy Dave 25 March 8, 2017
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a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
by jane May 13, 2005
Get the Mormon mug.Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.
Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.
by Kentucky Law Student April 20, 2006
Get the mormon mug.after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.
hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.
by gallipoli January 16, 2005
Get the mormon mug.A person who belongs the Chuch of Jesus Christ of Ltter-day Saints. Most of the inhabitants of Utah. have a three hour church session every sunday execpt for three. They can have soda. They follow a strict diet which calls for not achaol or tabocco. they are asked NOT forced to pay 10% of all of their income to the church. they are also asked NOT told to go on a two year "mission" for the church. The church was restored not founded by Joseph Smith.
by Jenna Lover April 4, 2005
Get the Mormon mug.1) A religious cult that is only a few centuries old- survives purely through having tons of children and indoctrinating them (see brainwash)
2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet
3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat
4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs
5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.
2) A person who believes in magical underwear and that if you are a white male you will become a god of your own planet
3) A group of people who hijacked Christianity in order to give some kind of legitimacy to their batshit insane religion. A con man named Joseph Smith found plates that for some reason weren't important enough to keep but everyone should just take his word on it. He also got a lot of his revelations through looking into a hat
4) A religious cult who keeps changing its doctrine to hide its racism and ridiculous beliefs
5) Generally nice people who have been systematically misinformed since birth, and as such will fight till the bitter end against any form of reason and will leave tons of boring definitions on urbandicionary, basically devaluing one of the best resources on the web.
Wow you just pulled that entire paper out of your ass! Joseph Smith himself couldn't have done it better! You Mormon spawn?
by jackjames78 September 20, 2010
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