chametz monster

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."

We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.

by Bed time April 14, 2010

head monster

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"

Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.

Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.

by chaychel October 14, 2011

Nc Sewer Monster

An all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of North Carolina. His plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they're his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie - watchmen).

His joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. And sewer.

1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: hell yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: hell yaz

by NOT THE NCSEWERMONSTER July 31, 2009

Monster Wank

The art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you're in as possible

"Wow I just had a monster wank in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window."

"Doctor, i've broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead."
"What were you doing?"
"Having a monster wank"

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.

The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.

by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007