The amount of time one sets aside for oneself to take a break from their worldly troubles and enjoy a delicious Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookie. :)
Guy #1: Hey, Guy #2, can we go ahead and 'crush' those files I mentioned earlier?
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.
by RickBaideia February 29, 2012
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Old MLIA post: Today, I spilled some milk on the kitchen floor and I tried to wipe it all, but I missed a spot. MLIA
Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA
Newer Post: Today, I went to buy some groceries. Feeling a little adventurous, I screamed "Sectumsempra!!" at the elderly cashier. She proceeded to writhe in agony for the next few minutes, and winked. Best. Day. Ever. :) MLIA
by LesDebunkers May 26, 2011
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by Corn-roller February 4, 2006
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That hat is as ugly as a Miandasaurus.
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Person 2: ''No, nothing can be as ugly as the Miandasaurus''.
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Knows how to have a good time
Sets out to do excactly what she has in mind
Momma to be
Far away
A best friend
Helpful
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SHE is amazing at everything!
She is gorgeous,smart,cute,rude,sexy,friendlly,kind,crazy and funny!
She is never given up!!!!!
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