land mines

a group of skinny ugly chicks

bro why are you hitting on all those land mines

by Enor Mouscock August 17, 2010

I’m mining

A great mine craft parody of drowning.

I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining I’m mining, mobs so icy wonder why they kill me I’m just mining.

by A little 9 year old kid December 17, 2018

Mine Sweeping

Can mean stealing peoples unattended drinks. But it's usually applied to the act of drinking left over drinks in a bar left by other customers in order to get intoxicated on the cheap. Usually done by people who are highly drunk or very poor. Or a mix of any of the above.

Quentin ran out of money, but wasn't quite ready to finish drinking. He mine swept the bar area for dregs until he was sufficiently watered. A group of revellers noticed Quentin mine sweeping and immediately coiled with disgust.

by C_B August 26, 2008

Mine Goblin

An imaginary creature, assumed to be a goblin that lives in a mine.

Can be used as a setup for a Deez Nuts joke. (read as "mind gobbling")

"Do you remember the Mine Goblin from Lord of the Rings?"
"No, whats a Mine Goblin?"
"Mine Goblin deez nuts, ha gotheem"

by goblingang420 July 24, 2021

G-mine

The description for any desirable situation.

Abbreviation of "Goldmine"

Random idiot: Holy fuck dude I just woke up and found out my professor is dead so I don't have to write that paper anymore

The kid: That's a G-mine

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2010

gimme mines

when something stupid or awkward is said by one person, the offended/wierded out person for some reason, immidiately has the right to coursly rub the back of the idiots nech with two fingers in an attempt to hurt the idiot.

1. man that bathroom smells like hooch!
2. what? goose. it smells like goose?!
1. shit man! gimme mines!!

by nate March 27, 2005

salt mining

Digging for a reason to be mad

"These SJWs very salt mining hard, today."

by Morticia Gravesyde November 18, 2016