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A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee
Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?
by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020
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People and Culture:

Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.

Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Billy: "That Mexican just raped his 5 year old daughter!"
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"

Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "

Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "

Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
by American Johnny April 2, 2020
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A person that simps all the girls , is a wimp , hoe and annoying
That kid is a mexican.
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Aussie slang for Victorians ,been around for many, many years and very much in use around Australia, still in 2020. Comes From the fact that Victorians cross the borders regularly and live in other states in great numbers.
Just had a mexican family move in next to us in Fremantle, they moved here from Melbourne.
by Ruge270 July 16, 2020
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Oh it’s the Mexican.

Ya that’s Nate
by Loser4lifeee October 18, 2020
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To be a Mexican is to be extremely unmerciful, especially the older women who work behind the counters. For instance, a girl walks in and opens a product. Well the women makes the girl come back and pay for it. Also a student is caught cheating. The mexican girl catches you and makes you feel bad
If you are Mexican, you have an unmerciful way of punishment
by Happy Christian December 4, 2020
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Mexicans are NOT bullies and neither are they a magical love story they are people who suffer for doing good 😌 and of course have that instant best friend connection . Also very unlikely to be cheerleaders
To be Mexican is to wear the pants in the relationship
by Happy Christian December 27, 2020
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