Neece Mates

Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.

Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.

Further Examples of neece mates:

Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.

Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?

Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’

by neecebants August 18, 2009

Alabama Soul Mates

When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion

I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!

by alabamasoulmate March 1, 2019

play mates

It is like fuck buddies but in a nicer way. Usually two people who have been in a relationship but it as not worked out. They still have some sort of sexual feelings for the person though, So become play mates. As in having sex, fingering etc.

Me and jessie didnt work out so now we're play mates

by Holly123 October 1, 2006

Matusow Melt-down

Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow.

I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

Phil Matusow

The definition of poker greatness. Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Mike Matusow combined into one poker player. This beast is often found playing in PokerStars. Phil Matusow is so great, he can speak in 5th person. Phil Matusow's game is not limited to just poker tables, Phil Matusow can impregnate women by just waiving his index finger. Phil Matusow created Chuck Norris.

Phil Matusow, the ultimate poker great.

by Phil Matusow August 5, 2007

Matus

An amazing cult of crazy videogame playing, dancing, musical, and psychotic people.

Lets go hang out with the Matus.

Friday night is movie for Matus.

by VilleValoisGod August 15, 2008

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010