Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
by Mateo solis November 22, 2021

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines
by mateis November 27, 2024

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
by Fatesh June 14, 2024

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019

by anonymous April 26, 2022
