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Mateo solis

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick
by Mateo solis November 22, 2021
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mateo

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.
Ohhh mateo is sooo hot man i would just love to spend the night with him.
by RazorKnight June 8, 2020
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Mateo Ramosing

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines
yooo Logan just did a Mateo Ramosing
by mateis November 27, 2024
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Mateo

Mateo is me
Mateo is sooooooooo sexy
by The mateo god September 16, 2022
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Mateo

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.
Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.
by Fatesh June 14, 2024
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Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
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Mateo

Orange 🍊, trumps son, annoying, weak,FAF
Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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