Markus Parily

The Nigastuck in mental prison with me because he was killed and the killer is trying to frame me for other deaths that have been happening... So to speak. Killer is unknown however I think his photo hangs on the wall of the Sacramento jail. He stalks me and is trying to perfect the perfect murder. I hope I've got enough attention from people around so they can catch this guy before or after he kills me.

Markus Parily

by DarkSide8 August 27, 2019

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing April 01, 2023

Markus Thaule

The future of F1 Esports

Person 1 : Wow that guy is fast

Person 2 : He’s a Markus Thaule

by Bwoah_F1 November 23, 2021

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Yeah, Markus

Something you say to someone when someone does something even remotely incorrect

Person 1: Places a lego brick SLIGHTLY incorrect
Person 2: Yeah, Markus

by Cherrywastaken August 25, 2022