love letter

A) Term used to describe a heart-warming notice from United States customs. Informs you that your illegal product has been seized. <3
B) An emotional document written to express a fondness, passion, or otherwise appreciation.

I ordered 1,000 xanax bars and the fucking dea kept it leaving me a love letter.

by kefka September 26, 2006

Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.

Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.

by anonymous October 12, 2004

Luthersphere

The Luthersphere is the upper echelon of society and fiscal ability. Its not so much a physical place is it more about a state of living - though should you happen to live in Texas, and acquire goods, monetary sums, perhaps even discounted or free services from this dumpster; this would be an indication of you have transcended mortal man and risen to the Luthersphere.

Please note, that while similar to the Zeiensphere - its not quite on the same level. It could be considered a peer in some situations, but the tastes in objects, and life style tend to differ from the Zeiensphere.

"Man, I keep getting all this free shit and awesome Plasma TVs, I won't take a single picture of any of this shit. Why? I don't have to, I'm living in the Luthersphere."

or


"The Luthersphere is beyond your reach, friend. We just live in two different financial environment's ."

by Henzorator January 23, 2009

birth canal lottery

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.

Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.

by mistrooth September 22, 2011

Concordia Lutheran High School

A school where you WILL get sent home because of what kind of pants you are wearing, the classrooms are hotter than the depths of hell, you will get body slammed into a locker by an immature boy at some point (even if you don't know who it is), you will get a new rumor about you every week that even you didn't know was true, our principals motto Is "make good decisions" which is ironic, and you can hear the hissing of the Concordia student body from down the street.

Concordia Lutheran High School is the place you should never send your child

by I love Concordia May 23, 2017

David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?

by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005

secret love letter

Letters containing poems or expressions of love, and are not known by other people except the recievers mother.
Reciever is often a girl.

Secret love letters written by a girl are often not sent, and are not known by other people except the girl's mother or/and sister(s).

I sent a secret love letter to a girl (I'm a guy). Nobody knows about it.

I wrote a secret love letter to a boy (I'm a girl). I never sent it.

by WiseJa November 11, 2007