Luke

A Maltese cross Aboriginal that claims to be a hard worker but is really a stay at home bludger that sniffs petrol all day.

where was Angelo yesterday?
At home
Oh what a luke!

by angelosdad March 14, 2017

Luke

a really special kind of retard who laughs at anything. He is small where girls like it. Really special and never shuts up

Wow what a luke

by Lukelover12345678910 November 13, 2017

Luke

He is the fittest boy in the town! When he walks past, every girl looks and passes out. Hes confident, funny and very competitive. also he is one of the most greatest guys you will ever meet.close to perfection, Luke is amazing on the inside and out. he has a wonderful personality, very sweet, honest,funny, loyal!

(A) Who's Luke going out with?

(B) Hollie! Didn't you know!

(A)She is the luckiest girl in the world!

(B) tell me something i don't already know !

by Holliewally2002 August 28, 2013

Luke

Trash at Fortnite

Luke, you are trash at Fortnite

by eatmyass183 September 24, 2018

Luke

Big dick, always changing his mind, doesn’t keep promises, he will break your heart.

My boyfriend Luke just lied to me.

by Ayoalcheck July 18, 2019

Luke

He won the genetics lottery, he's hilarious and flirtatious not to mention with the longest shlong, he really is THAT GUY. Everyone and their mother has a phat crush on him and he knows it, he's smarter than he appears and is toxic but no one cares because he can be incredibly charming. He WILL put a spell on you.

oh my goddd, Luke looked me up and down in the corridor today... my knees went weak!!!

by m2trappy_69 January 20, 2021

Luke

Some guy that likes basketball and thinks he's awesome (but he's not)

hi luke

by My Grain Train March 9, 2018