jizz lobber

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

by lukus September 19, 2006

loomer

A person who leans over your shoulder while you are sitting down. They touch you for no reason, like putting thier hand on your side, or leg and place their face freakishly close to yours. They say disturbing things like "you know you want me baby" and create lies about things they have done with you, or other people.

Okey: "I was with your girl last night. Im coming back tonight, she can't get enough of me. We'll be quiet. Don't worry, I'll make time for you too."

Lauren: "EWWWW sick nasty!!! Okey quit making up lies and stop trying to touch me you freaking LOOMER!"

by Lauren Pugh July 20, 2008

You just looked this up?

Just why.

Did you just looked this up?

by BUDDYTHECAT March 22, 2022

funny looker

One who looks seemingly funny to the naked eye and or the naked mind in such a way he or she presents him or herself to another in a manner in which it makes the other feel shy.

Marlons characteristics of being a funny looker put a smile on Sheenas face.

by Sheena francine aka sheebananas September 4, 2008

junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 6, 2010

Van Loben Slut

A woman who is trying to steal yo' man

That Van Loben Slut is at it again! She's trying to steal my boyfriend!

by The Badger Love Shack December 11, 2013

looned

edited, deleted, changed

Edit a post on a bulletin board, usually by a moderator with a heavy hand. "You have been 'looned'"

by -------------------------- June 28, 2006