Lonely Boner

A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.

"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."

by lonelybonerx2 September 22, 2009

longly

Characterized by a disagreeable sense of solitude, combined with persistent longing for a specific object of intense affection.

"I have felt dreadfully longly since she went away, doctor."

by Tiahlm September 27, 2007

lonely

The state one is in when one does not have a girl; the feeling of sadness associated with not having company of any sort.

1) I haven't touched a girl in months, which makes me very lonely.

2) I haven't seen my friends in a while so I feel lonely.

by Tar January 7, 2004

lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.

Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.

by queefahontas November 25, 2010

Thomas James Longley

A British actor, who appeared in theatre shows of the London fringe as a child before moving onto film work. Is most notable for his lead role as Matt in the horror film 'Sparrow' released in 2010.

Thomas James Longley was once considered for a role in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

by urbanhappy July 30, 2010

The lonely trucker

Jerking off when you are all alone in a car

CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.

by Lucane March 4, 2009

Lonely boner

"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.

My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.

by Rufus T (for Tucker) December 19, 2008