I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

by The shcoshi queen October 20, 2006

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".
by MissRoobs April 4, 2011

by mateo rodriguez June 21, 2006

Fatty liver disease is when your a fat cunt and don’t play with the boys, the cure is to not listen to your old lady and drink and do what you want not what she wants
by Ahgagah April 29, 2021

by jessec63 January 19, 2008
