literature

What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.

Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.

by Juliazz January 17, 2007

literalist

Someone who literally takes everything literal.

Bob: " Ugh...This golf cart is so SLOW! It'll take us 50,000 years to get to the other side of the golf course.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.

by Urban poster April 1, 2016

Nepotism Literatus

A condition in which individuals engage in sexual relations with their literary agent, editor, or anyone else affiliated with the person's publishing career in order to gain higher royalties, advancements, and book deals.

John Smith engaged in nepotism literatus with a Harper Colins editor--he got a 3-book deal!

by Stephen Earley Jordan February 22, 2011

Doki Doki Literature Club

Guy meets four girls at school. One of them is a Yandere who knows that she's in a video game. Hijinks ensue as she does what Yanderes do best.

That's all I can say without spoiling anything, assuming the word "Yandere" didn't give it away.

Doki Doki Literature Club seems like a cute game at first...but the further you go, the darker it gets. Kinda like Eversion.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

liberation transmission

Liberation Transmision is an album by welsh rockers lost prophets. its got some cool songs on it and u should deffo buy it! although everyday combat is a bit meaningless number 8- broken hearts, torn up letters and the story of a lonely girl is the best song on the album by far! if ur looking 4 a good bit of rock go get this album cz it rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude1- im so bored with the indie scene man! i want some proper rock with meaning

dude2- get lostprophets album called liberation transmission ive heard its mint!

dude 1- ok ill go get it

dude1 and dude 2- (walk off happily to HMV together)

by kirsty 2k6 October 11, 2006

British Liberation Army

A Group of people led by Arran, they will liberate Britian From all the chavscum. They will free us all from the Chavscum of Great Britian in a militarised or political way.

type: "british-liberation.org" in your address bar now to join and help the cause. The BLA need more members.

Commander Of the British Liberation Army: It is time, we will attack the chavs.
General: I will mobilise the 1st and 2nd Mechanised Infantry Disvisons.
Commander Of the British Liberation Army: good.
General: Soon all the chavs in yorkshire will be dead, or inprisoned.

by Commander Of The British Liberation Army. December 30, 2008

Ass Pulling Literature

Also known as Advanced Procrastination Literature or AP Lit. for short, is a high school class for "gifted" seniors who are supposedly extremely intelligent. In reality, these students have simply mastered the art of Bull-Shitting their way through English for the last 3-5 years of their lives. They just pull ideas out of their ass and write a fancily worded essay the night before and get A's on everything.

Giorgio: Oh my gosh Adam! How do you have an A in Advanced Placement Literature
Adam: It is actually called Ass Pulling Literature, I just wrote this essay that I got a 100% on last night
Vanessa: Me Too! These ideas came straight out of my asshole!

by barisaxy11 October 20, 2013