Library bitch

a personal assistant that does all the leg work for you in finding books, articles, and journals needed for a paper. May go to the worlds end to find a reference that may only be in print at one library or not even exist at all. Includes but not limited to making copies, ordering documents, and emailing documents directly to you; therefore saving you a ton of time. This is usually done without any monitery compensation.

Jimmy: "It's taking me forever to find sources for my paper"

Steve: "Yo, you need to get yourself a library bitch"

or

Jane: "How did you find all those references for your paper so fast?! It's taking me F%#*! forever!"

Sam: "My library bitch did it all for me...now all I need is someone to write my 25 page paper"

by krazy8s109 July 14, 2009

library card

a plastic card that enables one to have fun in circumstances related to the dewey decimal system

Because having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

by Arthur Reid January 4, 2012

Going to the Library

The act of getting together with your dorm buddies to go smoke pot without your RA knowing it.

Room 159: "Hey, I'm going to the library, want to come?"
Room 155: "Sure, just let me grab my books and backpack."

by sacratoy March 2, 2009

liberator

a device used in the movie MEET THE PARENTS II that Barbra Steisand carried around with her to show couples how to have better sex. Adds for the LIBERATOR can be seen on the internet and in the back of magazines. It can be changed into many different positions to get the best angles for sex.

With the LIBERATOR the octoganarians were able to get into positions to have sex that have not been possible since their twenties.

by Deborah Lee July 1, 2006

Library Whores

Another term for used and especially-damaged books in a library, which have most likely been handled by several hundred people.

A: I love to buy new books. They smell so good!

B: Eh. I'd rather wait for it to be in the library.

A: But why!? What's up with you and all those library whores being so tight?

by piratethor August 21, 2010

Hit the library

Smoke some bud.

While adjusting to the college lifestyle in his first year Burshteyn didn’t have the level of success he wanted, so he began to hit the library in a way much different from how he used it in his high school days.

by craigwick October 18, 2008

New New York Pubic Library

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

by gregben July 10, 2021