George W. Bush Presidential Library

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

library

the bathroom (because its where people have time to read)

im going to the library.

by AEF August 16, 2004

library skids

A group of Skids who sits in the back fo the library playing Nintendo DS with each other.

Chris; "Hey Katie, thoose library skids are back!"
Katie" Yeah They go play nintendo in the back of the library"

by ChrisOlinik October 11, 2006

Personal Library

To masterbate in a calm, quiet area.

The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.

by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010

library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.

Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!

by Jack694 December 5, 2009

library cat

a cat that has taken residence in a library

Have you met the new library cat at the library? I heard it is very friendly.

by O.E.A March 14, 2017

libar

Beautiful Belgian girl who have a sense of humor. Make people laugh. Libar likes chocolate, dogs, Canadians and most of all, Aubrey's. Every night, Libar prays for Aubrey. (df: Elf's ruler.) Libar are cool and classy. They, generally, lives in Belgium. Libar believes in aliens. They think we are their creations. They are being careful, they are coming for them. Be careful too.

"Wait, you are a Libar?"

"Pauline Libar is the best."

"Wow, that Libar really loves Aubrey."

"Do you think the Libar are a little bit Chua.. ?"

by pmrl June 8, 2017