linux 

an operating system, created solely for computer geeks like my sister to argue about

Computer Geek 1: Linux is cool
Computer Geek 2: Linux is lame

linux by connman August 6, 2006

Linux 

A poor substitute to the God of computer software: Microsoft Windows.

"Will trade Linux for food."
"Shoo, you filthy beggar!"

Linux by Thies July 26, 2008

linux 

You have two cows.

The city council demands that you disect one of them and allow the town citizens to do whatever they want to it.
The town citizens use genetic modification to enhance choice organs.
They take several days to re-animate the cow, until they finally have a working zombie-cow that produces SuperMilk (similar to Popeye's spinach) but random organs stop every 10 seconds, forcing the people to disect it again just to fix it.

You live happily on your regular milk while the town struggles.

No, this Linux diatribe isn't copypasta.
I'm just as astounded as you.

linux by DonZabu March 17, 2009

linux 

An operating system which people use when they want to pretend they know what they are on about. 95% of all games and worth while software doesnt work on Linux.
Only useful as a server side OS as web hosting isn't the most demanding task for an OS.

I r0x0r coz 1 j00z 1inu><

linux by PlayaX August 22, 2004

linux 

A OS alternative to Windows used by Adults or kids tryin to look like they know a lot aboout computers when they wouldnt rather make life easier and click away...

Marky-Randolf III recieved Linux as a 3rd grade graduation gift so he can hack,spam,break laws,and have a preset sense of intelligence before anyone else. April Fools?

linux by Anti-gates also December 14, 2003

linux 

a os for fucking nerds that have no life

linux is cool

linux by sadsadsdsa April 19, 2019

Linux 

The OS equivalent of a hybrid car.

Steve: Have you heard about Bob? He uses Linux.
Dave: What a douchebag.

Linux by Kriyze January 29, 2014