Lemons

A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.

Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.

by Clone394 June 5, 2011

Lemons

Hard Core Sex ((Level 5))

Also used in Anime Fan-fic, but can apply elsewhere

My roomate heard me and my girlfriend groaning really loud from our lemons, so he yelled

"Drink that Lemonade!"

by LemonadeforDays January 30, 2012

Lemon's

Lemon's is a descriptive word used to describe the drug MDMA. Sucking on lemons describes a person on MDMA, and the facial expressions that comes with the effects of the drug.

1. "Hey man your sucking on lemon's hard tonight aren't you?"
2. "We need to grab some lemon's for tonight"
3. "DUDE! i'm sucking on way to many lemon's tonight"
4. "you look like theres concentrated citrus in your mouth, you did way to many lemon's hahah"

by viggy1991 November 27, 2010

lemon

east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.

After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion:

Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz

by ganjafarmer May 20, 2008

Lemonism

The love of lemons expressed in the lemonism art movement.

The lemonism was everywhere in the gallery.

by Lemonists rofrano February 6, 2018

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017