Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012

lamping

chillin; hanging; relaxing crossed with stylin

With his mojito and fine cigar Dalybone was lampin like a cuban drug lord

by j dilly October 28, 2003

laning

Laning someone is often used in tornumant paintball on a feild of super air.
Laning normaly occurs off the break.
You shoot where a person is going to run so they run into your line of fire, thus, getting them out.

-Did you see us laning your team, thats why 3 of your guys went out stright away..did none of the balls burst on you?
- yeh. i just wiped them off :)

by Alexxautopsy January 11, 2008

leaping lizzy

It's a fackin' lizard what more can I say?... A fackin' lizard in ffXI. Nuff said.

*wait hours for the pop*
/Leaping Lizzy POP\
*Miss claim*
/emocutwrist

by Zedam May 17, 2006

laying a Brick

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.

John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8

by heycambychad April 7, 2009

laming

To not be productive in any way, shape, or form. To do nothing of importance.

"Yeah dude, I haven't gotten anything done. I've just been laming all day."

by BritishGolgo13 October 4, 2005

Laying a Slug

v.

1. Excreting a stool of questionable consistency. The offending ex-bolus usually has a slug-like appearance.

"Sick! The dog was just laying a slug on your carpet! I think I'm gonna ralph.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009