Avril Lavinge

a pop star who claims to be punk. she doesn't write her own music, doesn't play an instrument, and is a horrible singer.

by ro May 11, 2003

Lafang

Food, Sustainance, Chow, Ration, Fare

Teka lang muna, gutom na ko, buy muna me ng lafang.

by xxrimshotxx April 15, 2009

leafing

To give up 3 late scores in record time and lose in the final game of a series.

The Toronto Maple Leafs were beating the Boston Bruins 4 to 1 in game 7 of a best of seven series and allowed Boston to score 3 goals in the last 10:42 of regulation and to then win it in overtime. It is the first time in history that a team has lost a game 7 after having a 3 goal lead so late in the third period. Leafing is the process of losing a game when all historic indicators point to a sure victory

by Paul Paiment June 12, 2013

Adam Laing

When somebody is an absolute bellend.

Hey james, what an Adam Laing that lad is.

by I'm a badass. November 9, 2009

Larfing

To be Laughing and barfing at the same time.

When Karla was feeling queesy, she remembered a joke and started larfing.

by Still_ill823 August 13, 2010

Laxing

To use a large amount of laxatives to shed mad pounds.

I'm going to the beach on Tuesday, so I'm laxing until next week, bro!

by Gross Tony February 29, 2008

laying carpet

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.

Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.

by joose206 June 1, 2012