The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.
Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE
OR
Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE
OR
Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!
by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011
Get the LOLZ MACHINEmug. I tripped and face planted whilst eating a fluff sandwich... Looked like the marshmallow man had his way with my face.... the lolz and roflz insued by the onlookers
by Blindleader December 30, 2014
Get the lolz and roflzmug. by juhstoon and ercock January 17, 2020
Get the lolzmug. by LOLZ GAMING June 25, 2022
Get the LOLZ GAMINGmug. by rzec February 21, 2023
Get the lolzmug. 
by za sed boah December 16, 2022
Get the lolz in za holzmug.