reading sliterature

slitting your wrists

kid 1: i saw Marcus was reading sliterature in the bathroom
kid 2: !!!

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 12, 2021

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legiterature

another word for nonfiction (legit literature)

I checked out 6 legiterature books for my research project from the library.

by briii23 March 11, 2009

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Cliterature

A book that is hard to find, (which may or may not have a happy ending, like Star Wars II: Battle of the Clones)

Has anyone seen my cliterature on 18th century Floydism. He was a total Asian skydiver, just like Anna.

by erskinville December 9, 2012

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cliterature

Pornography, plain and simple

"Jeez, you sure spend a lot of time reading Hustler".

"What can I say? I'm a big fan of cliterature".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

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A rare breed of person who types correctly, using corrent grammer & punctuation where necessary. They are often for elitists because of their desire to mingle with other literates.

They detest things such as chatspeak, which is often called "shorthand" by illiterates. Some literates can deal with said chatspeak, while others cannot.

This is a Literates Only room. We came here to have actual discussions without the chatspeak.

by Morava March 9, 2007

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