Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

lopping cock

The action of consuming cock through any part of the body

He's so gay he's probably lopping cock right now; Yea he's a cock lopper

by Dirtyshowerhandle August 6, 2017

lopping

An unspeakable act between a male and a female which involves the use of Lube, goggles, handcuffs, and an axe. The act itself has never been witnessed and has only been mentioned in historical texts.

What are they doing next door? It's sounds like they are lopping!

by Johnny24 April 19, 2018

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Lippin it

To share a black and mild or a cigarette with one or more persons. To have in rotation in a small group of people. To share one black and mild with others around you.

“ hey bro I got this black and mild, we lippin it or nah?”

by Jaybwallen September 5, 2019

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020