Lem

a hot demon with a lemon for a head that eats people

LEM WHY DID YOU EAT MY GIRLFRIEND, WHY DID YOU TURN HER INTO BROTH AND EAT HER, NO DON'T COOK ME NOOOOOOAIKJFLKDJCDFSKLAJFLSKJK

by asdjflkaejlsdkfjlaiejsdflhekuf March 6, 2021

glory lemming

glory lemming is a term used for mass media outlets in which they pair up celebrities with nobodies to give them a glimpse of glory

oh girl did you see her glory lemming are you sure that's front page material ?

by sanxity June 15, 2019

Lemming

Another definition of Italian bastard used in friendly and / or family contexts.

I'm scared about this thing, it is a lemming. You can tell me the lion, the tiger, nothing, but the lemming, i hate it

by ZanioloXVII March 23, 2021

Sneak Lemming

noun. Sneak Lemming

A Sneak Lemming is the only lemming from the pack smart enough to wait until all the other lemmings have jumped off the cliff and then change his/her mind.

adj. Sneak Lemming

Person or persons who fail to follow a stupid trend.

Everybody thought that glass shoes would be great for the disco. At the end of the night the Sneak Lemming's were the only ones without bloody feet.

by Sneak Lemmings December 2, 2010

LEM

When a hot girl sees your message but doesn't answer even after quite some time

- Hey bro Is Cardi coming to the party?
- I dont't know man I messaged her on facebook last week but she lem'ed me

by Gofri January 5, 2019

Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.

"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

Lem

She’s my sister,my wife,my best friend and my everything. She loves to eat lemons.
She’s secretly a frog with a leaf on her head,she usually passes her time listen to loud and angry music laying on her bed hugging her HUGE teddy bear. She sleeps all the time and has the most adorable face I’ve ever seen,she’s beautiful and looks like a tiny goth elf. She loves when,at night or sit near a river, someone plays her favorite songs with the guitar and they can sing together. She loves to give food to her friend because her mom cooks really well and can make everything delicious She’s the nicest,cutest,prettiest,sweetest person I’ve ever met. And if you are going to meet a Lem in your life… treat her well because she’s the person who is gonna make you days better.

Look there: it’s a elf! Oh no wait,it’s Lem!!!
Lem I'm hungry I need fooood!!! Hey Lem,wanna cuddle together?

by yndisixx November 23, 2023