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Lava Flow

An expression that describes a morbidly obese person's rolls of fat, usually, but not limited to, the torso of their body. Typically, these rolls of fat are spilling over pants, shirts, or any other articles of clothing, resulting in a visual analogy to lava flowing over a wall, embankment, or into a body of water.
"Oh my, look at that person's lava flowing over their pants!"
Or, "Holy crap, that person is so fat, its like lava flow!"
by bluelabel June 13, 2010
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lava room

- a mythical room where innovation occurs. similar to the room of requirement in harry potter, but for launching new technologies.
facebook video was created in the lava room.
by jjflex September 11, 2009
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Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.
Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.
by P DOGZ December 17, 2020
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Lava Flow

When a female has a very heavy period and proceeds to participate in gym class, only resulting in a massive flow of menstrual blood.
"Hey, Tom, I think this chick is on her period."

"Uh oh, looks like we're about to witness a lava flow
by Shitcakedasshairs April 23, 2018
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lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.
I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.
by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017
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Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item
Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”
by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019
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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
by Rellikjr. January 5, 2017
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