java lava

Molten excrement expelled from bowels as a result of coffee induced gastrointestinal pressure. The viscosity can vary greatly and events are typically accompanied by gaseous explosions.

The substrate upon which the lava has flowed may show signs of scouring, it may be broken or disturbed by the boiling of trapped water.

Pillow lava is the lava structure typically formed when lava is vented in a submarine or subglacial environment.

Java lava is preferred to the improper usage of coffee enema.
That cup of coffee gave me a serious case of java lava!
by maconlit October 24, 2010
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Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.
Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.
by P DOGZ December 18, 2020
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lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.
I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.
by Yaboisteez September 27, 2017
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lava crotch

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.
At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.
by luanatic June 03, 2012
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Lava-Dragon

When a man ejaculates into a pit of lava and causes an eruption forming a Lava-Dragon.
That man came in the lava and it formed a Lava-Dragon
by Nagol-Jit December 27, 2021
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Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item
Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava
by Gubinatior42069 August 31, 2019
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Lava lamp

When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
by Rellikjr. January 05, 2017
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