I didn't go to Ted's party because I had a LAN party planned. I feel sorry for Ted having to spend all his time groping clunge and getting his buzz on when he could have been capturing the flag and pwning n00bs like me.

by JCB123 November 29, 2010

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Drink till you cant feel the LANd anymore! Cuz lets face it, if you drink that much you won't be able to say land properly anyway.

(At a LAN party)
Guy 1: Hey guys look at him, he's so drunk he's FLOATING!
Guy 2: No retard, you are just on the floor.
Guy 1: Riiiight....(tard)

by Bobert Gerg October 19, 2007

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lan jiau

use for "Nah!" or "No!" or negative

question: can you help me on this?
answer: lan jiau!

by glyn October 26, 2003

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LAN King

‎"LAN KING" - The King of a LAN (Local Area Network) Party; This user is defined as the King due to mad skills (omfgwtfthiskidisSICK) on every game possibly playable via a LAN connection.

This type of person is renowned for attending many LAN's using such wickedsick equipment such as a Toshiba Satellite A600 Ultra Laptop.

A breif summary of this entry into the Urban Dictionary has concluded that the "LAN KING" is not a member of the gaming community to be messed with.

Dude 1 - "hey did you hear that the LAN King was in town?"

Dude 2 - "Yeh i heard he's got wicked-sick-ultra-rad skills!"

Dude 1 - "No way?!"

Dude 2 - "And he games on a laptop!"

Dude 1 - "I'd Challenge Him"

Dude 2 - "Dude... No1 challenges the LAN-King"

by John (are ya gonna bang) Doe January 26, 2011

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