Kristy

Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.

Doing the #Kristy

by Kristyloversrus November 23, 2021

Kristy

A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word

Ur such a Kristy

by 👌shaggy👌 June 04, 2018

Kristy

According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.

Woah, this guy is a little kristy!

by NotDiorDIor September 03, 2022

Kristy

The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe

"Kristy is such a goober"

by Goobers90 August 13, 2024

Kristy

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

Kristy

An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile

Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy

by Hippie68 March 03, 2022

kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 07, 2017