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You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
by The Bazman June 19, 2007
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Messerschmitt knickers

Women's knickers worn in wartime Britain (1939-1945). Often
made of nylon/parachute silk.
Possible derivation: said to come down without a fight. (analogy with German aircraft of same name).
She wears Messerschmitt knickers: they come down without a fight.
by Lord George de BruceCarruthers September 26, 2010
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Knack Knicker

(nak' nik ah) A person who cannot leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo and even the spare loo roll.
Taken without asking, the knack knicker need an extra suitcase just to fit this stuff.
by reezy_bear November 22, 2010
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Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.
"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"
by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013
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fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.
The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.
by British Gash September 6, 2015
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Sahara Knickers

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers
When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert
by Cuntypants February 12, 2020
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soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.
What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?

Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.
by LoMy June 20, 2016
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