predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts

can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

by BPB 562 January 16, 2009

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

Put the beef in the kitchen

The act of making a basket ball into the hoop.BEEF stands for balance, elbows, eyes and follow through. Literally putting the basketball or da beef in the hoop is like putting beef in the kitchen.

basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen

Person 1: "Wow, Nolan Smith really got nailed by Dave Neal in the MD vs. Duke game last year!"

Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"

by pammyd February 26, 2011

treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

by Fistina July 18, 2007

kitchenheimer's

When you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. Can happen repeatedly.

X: Why are you standing in front of the sink?
Y: It's the damned kitchenheimer's. I'm gonna have to go back out to the living room. It's, like, the third time. (Starts out) Oh yeah--I wanted to get some ice cream.

by pieplate August 6, 2009

kitchen beautician

when you broke and dont have any money to your hair done.You do it yourself or let a girlfiend do it in you kitchen or bathroom.

I dont have any money to get my hair done today.I'll do it myself. I guess ill be a kitchen beautician.

by Dawndy August 13, 2010

Kitchenator

The ultimate super-hero, an embodiment of all that is worthy of banter and legend. A word-perfect, awe-inspiring, claret and amber legend of Bingley, the Kitchenator's strengths lie in pulling, swimming, fisting and hole-punching.

Always imprecise, often seen on Tuesdays or maybe Wednesdays, wears a cape with a K on it and black speedos with claret and amber edging and a unique frontal design.

Never to be underestimated especially on the number of pals the Kitchenator has and the power of his magnificent banter.

Don't fear your BURDS are safe, the Kitchenator is here to save the day, kk.

by The Urban Fox July 8, 2010