A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
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by frishy June 12, 2016
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Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards
"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."
by Spectre Eelman April 17, 2017
Get the Keyboard General mug.A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.
You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!
by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018
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bored person 1: Did you just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google?
bored person 2: Yeah, I'm so bored I'm keyboreding.
bored person 1: Shit that's extreme boredom!
bored person 2: Yeah, I'm so bored I'm keyboreding.
bored person 1: Shit that's extreme boredom!
by imreallyfuckingbored June 3, 2018
Get the keyboreding mug.• Just like penmanship, but it is the quality or style of typing.
• Some people use proper punctuation and grammar when they type and some don’t.
• Some people use proper punctuation and grammar when they type and some don’t.
• John and Sarah types in all capital letters. They have the same keyboardmanship.
• Benny likes to tweet in all small letters. It's his keyboardmanship.
• “Oh my God everyone, I cried.”
“omg guys,, im cry,,” are examples of two different keyboardmanships.
• Benny likes to tweet in all small letters. It's his keyboardmanship.
• “Oh my God everyone, I cried.”
“omg guys,, im cry,,” are examples of two different keyboardmanships.
by Cesfranfredwil June 28, 2020
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advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
by your reall name March 24, 2021
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