Kendall

A boring, bland and monotonous suburb of southwest Miami, notorious for awful traffic, street racing and cookie cutter homes. Kendall is populated by chongas and chongos with pea-sized brains who drive Honda Civics to and from their gated communities, continually referring to one another as "bro".

Kendall is the most boring place on earth, BRO!

by JohnLongson July 9, 2010

kendall

A kendall is a penis which is larger than the eiffel tower. This has only occured once in history, but is expected to happen again in the next 10 - 20 years. The one person with a 'kendall' is located in cambridge new zealand.

Willy had a kendall and was the son of jebus.

by Ken 2 the dall September 14, 2008

kendall

The best boy in the world.He's a amazing person .He also have the bigest penguins

Kendall is my best friend

by Boy kendall April 27, 2017

Kendall

fat stupid boy who is greedy and eats a lot

Ki Ki:i saw a kendall on the side of the road

by Fred123456 October 16, 2008

Kendall

Usually a Blonde female, she is bitchy, and rude to those on her bad side but does have a nice side (although it doesnt tend to show)

Fuck Kendall

by PartyPandazz May 28, 2015

Kendall

A boy who thinks that he is "the shit" and thinks he has the "best swag ever". Want's to be respected, can't get shit from girls. wishes he was the best at everything but he is a fail at everything and anything. Way too self involved, and probably spends up to 2 hours everday looking in the mirror telling himself how awesome he is.

Hot girl #1-eww john asked me out today

Hot girl #2- EW WTF! He's such a fucking kendall!

by awesomlyawesomerthanawesome. February 24, 2010

Kendall

A bitch who is a attention whore. She is a major slut and needs some friends. Everyone should hate her. SHE IS A BACKSTABBER

syd: Ew that girl is gross, she is such a kendall

by fivhadpfuivhnd November 2, 2011