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Kendall

A boring, bland and monotonous suburb of southwest Miami, notorious for awful traffic, street racing and cookie cutter homes. Kendall is populated by chongas and chongos with pea-sized brains who drive Honda Civics to and from their gated communities, continually referring to one another as "bro".
Kendall is the most boring place on earth, BRO!
by JohnLongson July 9, 2010
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Pinecrest

Pinecrest is a snobby, fake, overly pretentious part of South Miami, populated by rude white people who stick to their "white" enclave of Miami, shop at Whole Foods and pay $8 for a gallon of milk, don't talk to their neighbors and have loud, screaming children called Snotleigh and Bratleigh.
"It's Pinecrest, not East Kendal!".
by JohnLongson July 9, 2010
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