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Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content
Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings
by starterpack February 13, 2025
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Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.
Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.
by thegingercringer January 30, 2021
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Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.
Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based
by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025
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Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡
“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”
by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021
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God's kale

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.
by Purple6 October 29, 2023
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Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020
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kale

A hot guy that has a big cock that girls are all over
i love kale he has a big cock
by pphole March 28, 2021
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