Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.

Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.

by thegingercringer January 30, 2021

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 29, 2020

Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends

Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"

by Pull a kale April 20, 2020

Kale

Kale is the most handsome boy ever and he is a simp(.)

Did you know KALE is simping over Noah Beck

by thesimper October 8, 2020

Kalee and tate

Two people who are too shy to talk but secretly have a huge crush that will blossom there freashman year,

Two shy lovers such as kalee and Tate

by Osup October 1, 2012