You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.

The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Interrogation knickers

Underwear that has been worn for several days in hot, sweaty, sharty conditions.They reek so badly, one could use them to interrogate a suspect. He will spill the beans pretty quickly.

"For fuck sake 007 change your underwear the place stinks of arse" "Not yet, Felix old man, we still haven't found the bomb. Another hour in these Interrogation knickers and they'll be ready for that cunt Goldfinger.

by 2litrecola December 15, 2011

Knickers

A word that sounds racist as fuck but is actually an english word for small shorts that usually women wear

Girl: Dad I found some knickers today
Dad: What the hell did you say!?
Girl: Yeah knickers, see (pulls up picture)
Dad: Oh you had me scared I thought you said something else

by Djjosh128 April 4, 2021

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

knicker fat

Knicker fat: I.e when your cock juggling thunder cunt of a friend lee calls you knicker fat when on a night out.

Rachel: hey Lee
Lee: fuck off knicker fat

by Knicker fat June 1, 2016

Knack Knicker

(nak' nik ah) A person who cannot leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo and even the spare loo roll.

Taken without asking, the knack knicker need an extra suitcase just to fit this stuff.

by reezy_bear November 22, 2010