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Jupiter Casinelli

the most amazing person on this planet. name has no gender and should never be affiliated with such. this person has the best style and is an expert at making “kandi” and an absolutely wonderful friend. they tend to push aside their own feelings to help others which can be detrimental to its mental health but it always seems to pull through. anyone who meets them falls in love with their personality, never wanting to leave its side. they are a hard worker and have the most excellent sense of style, preferring to be well dressed on days that they can afford to, but nonetheless look amazing no matter what it is wearing. they can be gushed about for ages and never be beat. they make kandi at YourKandiMom and sell them for great prices, using the funds for more kandi and living easier than their already stressful life (which they deal with like a BOSS btw) but we cant type anymore so we’ll leave it at this- they are simply the most amazing friend, family member and/or moirail anyone could have. we love Jupiter Casinelli!
damn, Jupiter Casinelli has the best outfits!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021
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Jupiter

A gay man (dad) who often has multiple twinks (sons) around him. This comes from the fact that Jupiter has more moons than any other planet.
No surprise Jupiter has two nee twinks in his orbit tonight.
by CATVAA November 26, 2025
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Jupiter

A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp
Jupiter is a nub.
by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022
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Jupiter

Greek god of porn and rapist of little kids. they espicially like their cousins.
Everybody run! Its a Jupiter!
by thecharzarder123 April 16, 2024
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Jupiter Casinelli

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.
“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021
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jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt
"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"
by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024
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