Juggling Barrels Near A Tree

When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.

Mary was Juggling Barrels Near A Tree. Seth just loved it!

by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.

you stupid cock juggling thunder cunt get back to work!

synonym; cum guzzling road whore

by mr verrelli June 20, 2006

nut juggling thunder cunt

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.

Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.

by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.

That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp September 9, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016