Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact

“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023

judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences

Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."

by QDSFM September 3, 2016

Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

JUDAS

A betrayer of the good vibe or traitor to the public

“You’z a Judas”

“That’s Judas”

by VIVR March 10, 2022

Judas

TORMENTED BY DEMONIC CHILDREN UNTIL HE IS DRIVEN TO MADNESS AND KILLS HIMSELF! BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! IT'S THE FUCKING RELIGION! IT IS A THING YOU DO! YOU ARE BEING DEMONIC LITTLE CHILDREN!

Hym "YES! That is why we made guns! To murder all the demented little children! YES! It's GOOD to murder them! Thank God for murder! It's the only solution that works 100% of the time! You did it to Judas. You did it to Nietzsche. It's in the Bible. It's in the Quran. This is why your kids get shot in the face."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025

Judas

Simply a traitor, usually for their own gain/profit. As known biblically, judas was the narc of jesus so he could get a few coins. This type of traitor is willing do do anything to get what they want, and sometimes dont even know it. It gets tricky at that point because if it is a situation with two people then one is usually manipulating the other into being a judas, which is like judas^2 or something… point is a judas is a traitor, the worst of their kind

“Hey man my best friend was getting with my girlfriend while we were dating”
“Ugh. What a judas”

by minecraftpinksheep420 January 28, 2022

Judas

A man that is very kind and charming. He appears to be the next Prince Charming up to the moment when he realizes that she's not going to let him fuck her on the first date.

I met this cute boy from tinder. Turns out he's a total Judas

by Thedeaddontdie June 4, 2021