Juan is known for having the biggest cock out of all his friends, he is hilarious and one of the greatest guys on planet earth, he is amazing at video games and can shit on all his friends in sport, he is the god of life and will bring love and big dicks/titties to anyone that bows down to the man himself
Lewis thinks Juan has small peen but Juan actually has 120 incher while Lewis is %75 female and only has 10 nanometres of cock and balls
by UrBoiJuan August 11, 2020
Get the Juanmug. Nyjuan is knkw as a ham ass nigha. He will smack yo grandma wit his balls iu derspect the name nyjuan. A savage tht will run yo dog over without blinkin or thinkin twice the shit on the dog. If u dont have a dog its gone happen to you. But one thing you cant gorget is tht HIS DICK TOUCH THE WATER WHEN HE SHIT
by Kingmalik March 14, 2017
Get the JUANmug. When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.
by adventx July 23, 2017
Get the nine juan juanmug. Most commonly known for his deep hatred towards the mother of his child. However, this tiny dark creature can have a change of heart every 2 - months in which he makes amens with his inner demons
by the a team February 3, 2014
Get the juanmug. by Chocolate_Puff October 23, 2019
Get the Juanmug. Juan is a retarded kid who uses people for homework. He cheats on every single girl and slaps their asses without their consent. He lies and snitches on his "best friend" yet uses her only to pass a class. He also tried to kill her by feeding her peanut butter even though she was allergic. Also he's fat even though he claims to have a six pack.
by JJJakepauler4life123 October 29, 2017
Get the Juanmug.