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Juaning

•The act of stuntin on the lokillos.

•Sharing your girl with Eddie

•crying after hearing some drake

playing beerpong in Denton
The homie tony was juaning after seeing Karen

Swank was juaning with Astrid

Eddie was juaning after Flores didn't let him play
by Young lokillo December 14, 2013
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Juan

Juan is awsome
by Squek August 12, 2018
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JUAN

Nyjuan is knkw as a ham ass nigha. He will smack yo grandma wit his balls iu derspect the name nyjuan. A savage tht will run yo dog over without blinkin or thinkin twice the shit on the dog. If u dont have a dog its gone happen to you. But one thing you cant gorget is tht HIS DICK TOUCH THE WATER WHEN HE SHIT
Guy: Shut up,nyjuan
Guy: Nooo nyjuan my grandma dont deserve it
by Kingmalik March 14, 2017
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nine juan juan

When you suddenly realize you suck at performing simple tasks such as painting your living room or mowing the lawn so you run to Home Depot and pick up a couple of illegal immigrants to finish the mess you started.
"dude do you even know how to start a lawn mower?"
"nah man, we better call nine juan juan"
by adventx July 23, 2017
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juan

Most commonly known for his deep hatred towards the mother of his child. However, this tiny dark creature can have a change of heart every 2 - months in which he makes amens with his inner demons
Juan, two, three, four
by the a team February 3, 2014
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Juan

Juan is a retarded kid who uses people for homework. He cheats on every single girl and slaps their asses without their consent. He lies and snitches on his "best friend" yet uses her only to pass a class. He also tried to kill her by feeding her peanut butter even though she was allergic. Also he's fat even though he claims to have a six pack.
"wow that kid is stupid and a cheater!" "he must be a Juan.."
by JJJakepauler4life123 October 29, 2017
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Juan

The weird person that sits in the corner that looks depressed but is super chill and fun.
Juan looks depressed AF but I just saw him punch the bully

PERIODT
by Chocolate_Puff October 23, 2019
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