Jim Joyce Safe

Something that is definitely not safe.

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.

by randombufffffalo June 3, 2010

joyce middle school

salty

just salty. joyce middle school is salty.

by $alty December 31, 2016

The Marina Joyce Effect

everytime a young woman posts unorthodox or strange content online people develop some kind of hero complex and try to save them.

A: Have you seen this YouTube account? this girl looks really strange and uncomfortable, maybe something is going on!
B: No, that’s just the Marina Joyce effect...

by loolooxcx January 30, 2020

Joyced

The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.

Man you really Joyced my pizza!

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA January 15, 2017

Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."

"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Joyce Burton

The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.

As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."

"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020