just joking

something you say after you state the truth and get yelled at.

Teacher: Listen boy, you're in detention for the next 3 weeks whether you like it or not.

Boy: I seriously don't give a shit, man.

Teacher: MAKE THAT 4 WEEKS, YOU MORON.

Boy: Just joking...

by july72011 July 7, 2011

joint lock

Noun: A type of martial arts technique, used to extend or twist a joint beyond its range of motion, possibly breaking it. They are also sometimes used to manipulate an opponent's movement. Sometimes called a 'submission hold', or just 'submission'.

"The guy tried to touch my woman so I put his arm in a joint lock and told him what's what."

by chaosomega July 12, 2007

Joint fluffer

A heavy user of marijuana, such that they are constantly sucking on a joint like a fluffer sucks dick.

Man, the ped-mall is packed with joint fluffers today.

by shake'n'bake May 17, 2011

join us for a bite

play fnaf sister location

friend l downloaded the game wanna play
hears song join us for a bite

by jiuuiuiui January 10, 2022

Joking my ass

Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!

Mike done fucked sally!
Wait wait hold up you joking my ass ?

by Big daddy 29 July 13, 2022

Sign Jobin'

Homeless people or other individuals holing up signs in public places to promote their self interests or agendas.

The Homeless man with the "Food" sign is "Sign Jobin'".
The kids are "sing jobin'" for their car wash.
Because the lady was 'sign jobin'" on the corner, we noticed the garage sale.
Those "sign' jobin'" protesters need to quit loitering.

by Havin' a Beer With Mike February 18, 2011

Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.

Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-

by lolrakfj July 13, 2012