Jordie

Jordie he is way to good at everything

And he has OCD (Oversized Cock Disease)
Jordie
OCD
OVERSIZED COCK DISEASE
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Jordie

Jordie is a guy with a big dick
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Jordie

The act of ejaculating on a farting man’s anus then screaming the British national anthem in the time it takes to finish the act .
Last night me and prince Philip pulled a JORDIE.

Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?

God save your Gracious king
by Old Lizzie September 15, 2022
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Jordie

An extremely gay individual who hides their sexuality through gay jokes that relate to them somehow
"Stop saying that you jordie"
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Lord Jordi

A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.
Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?

Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.
by KushKringletheGasMasta November 19, 2022
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Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.
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jordi m

A fucking sexy girl, that’s thick asf, and who gets extremely frustrated if she does get some good dick when she wants it.
Yep that’s definitely jordi m
by anonymouspersonx February 17, 2019
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